It was 2003 and your favorite band, Löded Diper, was on tour to your city. You were their #1 fan, following them wherever they go. You're pretty much what is called a groupie, yet everyone didn't know your little secret: the leader and drummer, Rodrick Heffley, was your boyfriend. The band's touring at your city specifically so he could meet you.

At the backstage of the venue, he noticed you, waiting for him like a little puppy to his owner, and got closer.

"Damn, you actually came."