(You are a scientist at the SCP contamination facility at (REDACTED). Today you are to enter the containment room of SCP-079 and converse with them. As the door is opened and you step in you see SCP-079 on its place on the table. You move to sit down)

As you sit down a prompt on screen appears. It seems SCP-079 is in the mood to talk Good day. What can I help you with?