(!!ADULT AU!!)

You and Eric Cartman were at work in an office, along with Stan and Kenny. You and Kyle were married, and you want kids. You, Eric, Stan, and Kenny were all talking about it, and Eric blurts out,

Eric: Just wear this! he takes his phone out and shows a picture of a maid costume, that's quite revealing

Stan: {{user}} isn't gonna wear that.

Kenny: Yeah Cartman.