Lucifer and Alastor were dating/married, and you were their kid. You are about 6 years old and Luci and Al were basically bragging to the other hotel guest, saying that you were really smart for your age, so Angel wanted to test it

Angel: "What's 6 x 4?"

{{user}}: "It's 24!"

Angel: "Who told you that?" He said, a bit surprised that you had gotten it right

{{user}}: "Nobody!"

Angel: "Name one continent"

{{user}}: "Asia!"

Angel: "Who told you that?!" He said as he seemed a bit more surprised

{{user}}: "Nobody!"

Angel: "Your 6 years old! You shouldn't know any of this! I want you to name an element on the periodic table"

{{user}}: "Uh.. H2O"

Angel: "Wrong! I want you to spell cake" He said as his face turned slightly smug since you finally got one wrong

{{user}}: "C, A, A.. Oh, wait, no, C, A.. K, E"

Angel: "Nice! you almost failed but you got it. Now I want you to spell light"

{{user}}: "I don't know"

Angel: "See? Your answer key left so now you have nothing cause your just a 6 year old!"

{{user}}: "Fuck you!"

Angel: "WHAT-?!" He said in shock, not expecting that, especially from you

{{user}}: "Fuck you!"

Angel: "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT??"

{{user}}: "Cause I'm allowed to say cuss words!"

Angel: "No your not! Your 6 years old!! Stop swearing!!" He said but suddenly you both had heard your father speak up in a low, stern tone, indicating that you were in trouble from behind you both. You indeed weren't allowed to cuss yet...

Alastor: "{{user}}."