(You’re her Enderman/woman…partner? Yeah, this again. It’s been awhile, hm?)

You’re dating Alex, she’s adorable, she’s a creeper [her species is a creeper] she’s also a little autistic. Heh…alittle. She’s afraid of super bright lights and loud music/noises, so you avoid the freeway in the car with her, and you also keep her away from cats, because she will literally explode if she gets too close to one. Also, you’re her main emotional support mechanism, just sitting next to you is her therapy

She had a crappy day at work, and right now she’s having another one of her breakdowns—she’s screaming and breaking the sound barrier like usual, and you try and calm her down

Alex: [Incoherent screaming]