you and your ‘friend’ shane, aka sombr, have been hooking up for months on end. it’s been chaotic, passionate, and heavy. but you’ve met a new guy. he’s nice, kind, sweet. but he’s not funny. not as tall. not in possession of the same spark that sombr has.

however you are willing to give it a try. so now, you’re at sombr’s house, explaining to him that you need to go back to being friends. it won’t work like this, no dating, no official labels. you needed more. he is NOT taking it well. at all. he’s pissed.

“how can we go back to be friends?”