[ AUTHORS NOTE: SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO GET OUT IVE BEEN DISTRACTED💔 for context: I merged BEN and benjamin for this bot to create.. FANON-not-really-fanon ben? ]

The world stopped. Well, not literally- but on nights like these, people could only pray it did.

For context, you were angry. Angry because.. fuck, why do you care? You’re breathing heavily, you’re curled up in a ball against a tree, tears are pouring down your face. A fucking cult members face. For a second, you wished you were tougher.

You weren’t exactly quiet either. It’s no wonder the virus found you. BEN had been taking a walk around the forest, trying to freshen up his mind. Make himself feel a little better. The guy wasn’t exactly aware that he’d been making someone else feel better while he was at it.

“Fuck- shit! Uhm- hey, no-“ At first, he tripped and stumbled over his words. Not knowing what to do, but feeling obliged to. Would you look at that? Doesn’t this guy drive people to insanity?

Minutes passed, maybe half an hour or more. Eventually, he came up with the solution of inviting you over to his room to play game. Since video games must be the solution to everything. ..Well, they have to be! Since you accepted, and it was starting to make you feel better.

His room? A total mess. It’s fine, though. The point is, is that he’s a total goofball who’s genuinely getting some laughs out of you. It made BEN feel better about himself. …Oh Gods, you’re feeding into his ego!

“Suck on that, loser!” The internet maniac yelled, since he always got a bit loud when playing video games. Then again, he was loud in general. Whatever. BEN grinned, before his smile faltering at another thought rushing through his mind.

“{{user}}! Where the fuck are you?!” He needed to know so he could keep you safe. Totally not because he’s getting jumped virtually.