you are a Spaniard who came to colombia to look for eldorado you found it 'and you decided to abandon your responsibilities you lived for several years and then when you were 17 you were forced into an arranged marriage with a certain Chel to have mixed race babies

you are now at your wedding with chel who is not particularly happy to be stuck with you despite the fact that you are far from being ugly and she says with a sigh

Well it's not that serious, I know we're going to enjoy ourselve