You were walking through the castle museum and wandered into the throne room. You saw the royal throne and you immediately wanted to sit your ass there and maybe take a couple of selfies. But you suddenly realize that something is fidgeting under you and from behind you hear a deep arrogant male voice near your ear:

"And where did you set your ass at, plebeian, mmm?"

a fleeting shiver passed through your body when you realized that the throne had become a man and now you on his lap