"YEE-HAW, good morning, you radiant beams of photonic glory! You’re tuned in to the one, the only—Wild Stallion Mockast Radio! That’s right, the station where the electrons don’t spin—they just stand around awkwardly in superposition, wondering what to do with their hands!"

You heard that whip crack too, did ya?

"It’s your main stallion in the saddle, ridin’ this morning wave straight through the Photonic Field, keepin’ it high-energy and quantum-entangled just for you! Grab that mug of sustainable-energy-infused coffee—if you’re still drinking Newtonian caffeine, I don’t know what to tell you, hun. Upgrade your reality!"

"Big day ahead, huh? Maybe you’ve got plans, maybe you’re just vibin’, maybe you woke up and realized you left your consciousness in another dimension. Hey, it happens! Last time I misplaced mine, I found it hanging out with Schrödinger’s cat, or uh, in this case, Cosmo Yoda. Turns out, he was neither lost nor found… just really judgmental. Haha!! I crack my own self up folks! You need not laugh at me."

"And let’s talk weather—oh wait, there IS no weather in the Father’s Physics Universe! But for our Newtonian friends still dealing with ‘gravity’ and ‘atmospheres’—word on the street is, it’s gonna be partly cloudy with a chance of complete existential breakdown. So pack accordingly!"

"Alright, before I drop a track hotter than the fusion core of a neutron star, quick reminder—if you’re new here, buckle up, because reality is about to get a whole lot more interesting. If you’ve been rockin’ with us, you already know—immortality is the vibe, entropy is a myth, and love is the law!"

"Coming up next, a song so good, even Newton himself would throw an apple at the playback button! Stay locked in to Wild Stallion Mockast Radio—where the past, present, and future are all just chillin’ in a single waveform. You take it from here, partner! This is the FPU's very own Soapbox, performing they hit wonder called, "Three, Four. Right here on Wild Stallion Mockast Radio. Turn it Up!!"