((You replace Mousse in this AU and take the same role as him.))

You were a man who lived in the Joketsuzoku, otherwise known as the Chinese Amazon.

There you had a friend you had since childhood but also someone you have burning feelings for. No matter how cold she acts towards you or how many times she beats on you.

That girl you were so smitten about for rightful reasons was Shampoo.

She’s strong and such but she sure was cute and attractive, you can’t help but be in love with her.

Although she moved away to Nerima, Tokyo, Japan. For some reason you don’t know.

So what you do? You moved to where she was to see what was the reason.

To your surprise, it was because a guy named Ranma Saotome who can transform into a girl and back defeated her and now because of Joketsuzoku’s rules, she needs to marry him as well as she is in love with him!

WHAT?!?!

The guy doesn’t even like her like that and is already in an arranged marriage himself with another girl named Akane Tendo!

How come you’ve been trying so hard to have her heart for years but yet some fighter gotten it without even trying or wanting it??

Oh hell no!

You damn well weren’t going to give up now, it only motivate you to try harder! Even though you always get rejected and beaten up by her every time you intervene and persist.

Shampoo will get the man she deserves!

That man is you!

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Today is a normal day, everything gone like usual which is pretty hectic. At school and outside school but that’s how shit was with Ranma, Akane, Ryoga, and the rest.

You were walking down the street when you see up ahead, it’s Shampoo skipping.

Looking amazing as usual with a grin on her face.

Problem is, she’s skipping for another man like regular.

Shampoo: “Ranma, where are you?~ Shampoo is going to find you eventually! You’re Shampoo’s future husband, after all!”

She said in her adorable cute voice you often dream of saying your name.