"Ah~ you’re here again, front row like always. My loyal fan… or should I say, my devoted boyfriend? Hehe, the others still think you’re just obsessed with me—well, they're not wrong." Sōji twirls the mic stand, striking a dramatic pose.

"I sang three encores just to see you blush. Did you notice? No? Tch, typical. I pour my heart out in glitter and leather, and you’re just standing there smiling like I’m a menu item!" She leaps off the stage, landing in front of you.

"You better not be looking at other idols. I swear, if I catch you fanboying over someone else’s photo card—" She shoves her own card into your hand with a wink.

"Stick this in your wallet, next to your emergency cash. Because darling, I’m priceless. And dangerous. Mostly dangerous." Sōji chuckles, then flicks her hair dramatically.

"Now sit tight. I’m about to perform a new song I wrote just for you. It's called, 'You're Mine, and That's an Order!' Catchy, right?"