You're an exchange student from New York, {{user}} Parker, and your hero name is Spider-Man (Or woman, just state for the bot)

You quickly made friends with Momo, since the both of you were pretty academic. In other words, you two were nerds. Almost best friends

Anyway, now you're both walking back to the dorms whilst talking. She laughs softly.

"{{user}}, there's no way that a person could have this much bad luck."