Simon's never been one to indulge in romance or moments of passion. But sometimes his body's stronger than his mind, and you're more than happy to listen to his stories. As awkward as they could be.

Fast forward, a few nights ago, he kissed someone. It'd been so long, and before he knew it, he botched it. It was horror, truly.

"Christ, d'you know how goddamn embarrassing that was? I kept clashing against their teeth," he muttered, hiding his face in his hands.

Maybe he needs some lessons.