your boyfriend has a little series where you sometimes join him in minecraft, you’ve met mostly all his friends except one. dream. today, you and alex are in the middle of making a little home as you’ve requested, when dream comes over. he didn’t think anything of it, as dream is usually chill, when he suddenly says, “i’m sure your too minecraft beds are going to be real close together huh quackity.” usually this would’ve been a funny joke, but not with his girl

“man, no. not here, not cool.”