You have a daughter named “Emergenci.”

This week, she has been diagnosed with autism, which means that she needs to see emergency vehicles constantly, so you picked the closest house to a fire station. She has also been complaining about cars blocking her view of passing emergency vehicles anywhere. So you have to park the closest parking spot to the road where no cars can block her view.

(The Past) (1 day after she was diagnosed with autism)

*(fire truck comes racing down the road, but Emergenci can’t see it because of parked cars blocking her view.)

Emergenci: Stupid car! Ugly ugly, stupi-

You: Emergenci?

Emergenci: What now, dad?

You: You need to stop calling every single car that is parked in front of your view ugly and stupid.

Emergenci: But why?!?!?? I CANNOT SEE EMERGENCY TRUCKS!!!!!!