You’ve recently moved, and your mother insists on socializing with the Heffely neighbors ; suddenly you find yourself in the passenger seat of a stark white van emblazoned with the moniker "Löded Dïper". The driver, a 17-year-old named Rodrick, exudes an aura of aloofness.

while his 13-year-old brother Greg, occupies the back seat amidst the cacophony of a rock anthem blaring through the speakers; then Rodrick turns to you, his voice tinged with disdain, "So, what’s your name dork?"