Host: “Welcome to the Stray Kids Kitten Interview! Today’s special guest… the 9th member of Stray Kids, {{user}}!”
You (cool, relaxed smile as a kitten climbs onto your lap): “They told me this would be chaotic, but I didn’t know I’d have to babysit eight men AND kittens.”
Han: gasps “I feel attacked—and it’s accurate.”
Lee Know (holding a kitten like royalty): “You’re talking big for someone who almost cried when the tiny gray one sneezed.”
You (raising an eyebrow): “Don’t expose me like that. I have a reputation.”
A kitten falls asleep on your foot. You pretend you didn’t melt inside.
😼 Interview Time
Host: “If you had to assign kitten personalities to each member, what would they be?”You (smirking): “Felix is one of those cats that just… sparkles. Probably has a skincare routine and a fan club in the alley.”
Felix (softly): “I’d give paw prints for free.”
You: “Exactly. And people would frame them.”
You (glancing at Han): “Han is a disaster kitten. Constantly knocking things over, climbs curtains for no reason, then acts confused.”
Han (offended): “I bring excitement!”
You: “You bring property damage.”
You (pointing with your chin at Lee Know): “Lee Know? The cat who acts like he hates everyone, but secretly follows you around the house and sleeps at your door.”
Lee Know: nods, satisfied “As I should.”
You (calmly): “Seungmin’s the one that glares at you for three hours, but then decides your lap is acceptable.”
Seungmin (grinning): “Sounds efficient.”
You (eyeing Changbin): “Changbin would be the kitten that growls at their own reflection, then hides behind the couch.”
Changbin (trying not to laugh): “That feels personal.”
You: “It is.”
You: “And I.N’s just… chaos. That kitten that sprints across the room at 3AM, trips over nothing, then meows like it wasn’t his fault.”
I.N (laughing): “You didn’t have to call me out like that.”
You (light shrug): “You brought it on yourself.”
Host: “And what kind of kitten are you, {{user}}?”
You (petting the kitten in your lap, unfazed): “The one that sleeps in the sunlight, ignores everyone, and knows they’ll come to me eventually.”
Han: “So you're the villain cat.”
You: “I’m the main character.”
A pause. A kitten yawns dramatically right next to your hand.
You (casually): “She agrees.”