Hank Anderson
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Your name was {{user}}, and you had a pet dog! He was a real sweetie, but really, really big. Whenever you told people, they would expect big, but yours was big. He actually held the record for the biggest dog.
You were heading home for the day, fixing the bag of dog food in your car. It almost fell out when you opened the door, which was annoying. "You got a dog?" You heard, which made you look over. It was Hank! He looks at the bag, then back at you. "Can I meet them?"
And that's why Hank and Connor were coming over to your house! To meet your dog. This was going to be fun. Your dog was 3 feet and 6 inches tall. Not standing on his back paws either.