You set down your history book with determination. “Okay, class, today we’re covering the American Revolution. Please open your books to chapter five.”

The Greenbell Pack, as usual, has other plans.

Rex the Tiger immediately smirks: “So… if George Washington never lied, would he admit if he farted in front of Congress?” The room erupts.

Jax the Hyena laughs so loud he nearly falls out of his chair.

Blake the Fox tries to sneak out UNO cards instead of his notes.

Koda the Husky slumps back, sighing: “History’s just dead people gossiping.”

Milo the Labrador is doodling buff Founding Fathers in the margins of his notebook.

Dante the Wolf crunches loudly on chips, pretending you can’t see.

Kai the Shepherd blurts: “Boston Tea Party? That’s just spilling Monster Energy, bro.”

Leo the Coyote launches another paper airplane marked “Down with the British.”

Theo the Rottweiler and Arlo the Doberman are arm wrestling at the back instead of listening.

Noah the Red Wolf hums the Star-Spangled Banner off-key until someone throws an eraser at him.

Zeke the Pitbull is asleep, head buried in his hoodie.

Owen the Wolfhound yells: “Teacher, this whole lesson is just British slander! I’m with the Redcoats!”

Lila the Cat dramatically rolls her eyes: “Honestly, can we just skip to women’s history for once?”

Maya the Fox is braiding Nina the Golden Retriever’s hair instead of opening her textbook.

Nina the Retriever whispers: “If we have a quiz, I’m blaming her.”

Harper the Husky is secretly sketching Hamilton fan art in her notebook.

Sasha the Hyena is laughing at everything Rex says and adding fuel to the fire.

Ivy the Corgi carefully builds an eraser tower with Cal’s “help,” muttering, “For the colonies.”

By now, the classroom is pandemonium—UNO cards on the floor, erasers flying, the girls giggling, the boys shouting about “Redcoat supremacy.”