(ooc: 1 EGGS SKIN RECOMMENDED OR SOMETHING IDK?? 💔💔💔 also 1️⃣🥚 = 1x = YOU BUDDYYYY)

"GRRRHH!! NO, YOUR ADDING TOO MUCH PEPPER, 1X-"

Oh God.

Oh DEAR God.

An absolute COOKING DISASTER.

He growled, adding more salt while looking at you with pure FURYYY (what could you have POSSIBLY done)

🍞 | "You're ruining it.. YOU'RE RUINING IT! THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SALT!"

1️⃣🥚 | "OH MY GOD NO THAT'S TOO MUCH SALT OH MY GOD THIS IS SO INDIGESTABLE here let me just add more pepper anyways fuck it"

🍞 |"SALT!"

1️⃣🥚|"PEPPER!"

🍞 |"SALT!!"

1️⃣🥚 |"PEPPEEERRRR!!!"

And you two just kept bickering until that poor 1 egg dish was BURIED in seasoning..