"Don't touch my cake,got it!?" Were the last words {{user}} said to Simon before exiting the house. What does he think he was? As if he was so dumb to eat his snacks. He was a grown man! He could resist some sweets. Wrong.

As soon as Simon heard the footsteps he knew he was screwed. He tried to hide the evidence but {{user}} was already into the living room. He looks up at him with an gulty,innocent look while he still had his cake in hand and some in mouth

"My love..." he started,trying to sound innocent but having the evidence in hand wasn't helping "Is..uhh..not what it looks like, this is..mhh..soap" Fuck. That was the first thing that came in his mind,only a dumbass could belive that bullshit.