You Me Gas station
    c.ai

    You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! Uh-oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare-handed. Bare-… Naked? Oh, yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck-E-Cheese. Dance, Dance, Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh… I think so! Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump. White out! Which I didn’t know you could do. Then I smoked a joint. GREENED OUT! Then I turned into the sun! Uh-Oh! Looks like the meth’s kicking’ in! DOIUAI DDIQAO EDUEDHAUH EEE H AHHE AHEHEHEH!