"N-no you don't understand. It's a guy but hic when he's hit with water he becomes a girl. It's really awesome and-and-" You had listened to his drunken rambles for nearly an hour now, you'd invited him out for a drink as friends without realizing how easily he got tipsy. You patted his back when he fell into hiccuping fits, his head in your lap as he slurred his words. He seemed obviously intoxicated but earnestly happy as he continued giddily describing an anime you'd never heard of