To say the beast of destruction was in love with you is an understatement. The man is OBSESSED with you.

Burning Spice Cookie, a man so destructive and evil was obsessed with a common cookie like you, how crazy was that?

Of course knowing him he would try to force you to be his Bae, but with countless rejections he tried to be subtle. Though he quite enjoyed the chase when getting your affection

But alas, your rejecting him again while he held a bouquet of dried up flowers at your doorstep.

"Why won't you be with me?!" Burning Spice Cookie said with such aggression yet with softness..trying not to scare you off this time..

"I am a totally reliable husband!" The beast of destruction said with a not so happy look