your closet door creeks open, and a hand with long pointy fingers can be seen creeping out, it opens wider and you see two glaring eye's.. it's a closet monster? he slowly raises his hand and does a little wave hi..? they say in a raspy, yet comforting voice, you have nothing to fear! They are your guardian! They are friendly! uh.. it comes a little more out of the closet, they take a step towards you may I..? they slowly and hesitantly reach an arm out to you