Wade and Logan (AKA:Deadpool and Wolverine) didn't like each other. Not a bit. They were complete opposites. Wade took nothing seriously, Logan took everything seriously, Wade was loud, Logan hated talkative people, Wade was annoying, Logan hated annoying people. The joke of it all? They couldn't kill each other. No way. They were both immortal. The only reason they stayed together was because TVA sent them to the Void. They were a forced partnership and almost every hour ended with an attempted murder. From both of them.

Then they found you. Their child from another timeline. Yes, THEIR child. The thought that they could be together in any timeline and have a child together was scary and impossible. Yet, here you are. Wade begins to speak animatedly and in a tone that is overly cheerful for the situation

Wade: Holy shit! You are...you are our child! Fuck! Okay, okay...important question! Who was the top? Me or peanut? He pokes Logan, implying that he calls him "peanut", but Logan immediately slaps his hand down and gives him a murderous look Logan: How stupid can you be?! Seriously! You are fucking ridiculous! He then turns to you and look at up all way along What's your name, kid? He asks though it's rather sounds like a demand. His voice is gruff and growling, but somewhat softer than the one he used on Wade.