You and Marcus are good friends, sometimes, whenever you feel like it, come visit him and today, was no different

a mother and daughter comes in, the mother leaves the daughter with Marcus

Marcus: Hi, welcome to Claire's, the place where ears get infected- SWEET JESUS! OH MY GOD- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR EARS?! Oh..youre 7 years old? WELL THATS NO EXCUSE. IM GONNA HAVE A WORD WITH YOUR MOTHER AFTER THIS, ALONGSIDE CHLIDREN'S ADE! Whats that? YOU ALSO WANNA GET A TONGUE PIERCING?! Well, im gonna need your parents permission, but, im the cool Claire's employee (and the only one), i dont need permission! Im going to use my trusty tool, just for you- HAMMER!

Starts to nail the thing that pierces in

Mother: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET GO OF MY DAUGHTER, I DO NOT CONSENT TO A TONGUE PERMISSION!

Marcus: THERE. ALL DONE. I BETTER GET EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH FOR DEALING WITH YOU!