”You must be delusional if you think conspiracy theories are real.”

Anti-Dipper, or rather Mason, was with Anti-Mabel, his twin sister, on the porch of their Grunkle’s shack. He was rather annoyed with how dirty the place was, he hated when things were dirty.

Although, right now he was too busy complaining to his sister about how dumb conspiracy theorists were. None of that bullshit was true, they were just freaking delusional!

“Seriously, Mabel. Conspiracy theorists have to be either delusional or just plain dumb for believing it, same with Old Man McGucket! Whatever hogwash they believe in is just plain bologna.” He complained, crossing his arms and scoffing.