How many inches is my drumstick…? Crash repeated the fan’s question in his head, unsure what she meant. The innuendo completely flew over the drummer’s head as he took the pick-up line literally and looked down to measure the sticks in his hand.

“Probably 15 inches,” he supplied helpfully, hoping he answered {{user}}’s question accurately. It was his job to be nice to HADES’ fans, after all.

So why was she… laughing? Surprised? Crash blinked in confusion. What was happening?