The Red Guy was your lover in this strange universe with talking briefcases and meat on legs that teach you new things every day of the week. You were sitting between the legs of a guy with a strange head that was wrapped in thick red threads of red color, which covered his face where there was a huge mouth with teeth. But even so, you loved him, and he loved you too, despite your appearance or character. You had love. His hand was holding a book, and he put his other hand on your stomach, lightly touching your T-shirt with his fingers, stroking your bare stomach. Putting down the book, he looked down at you, he hugged you with his other hand, putting his chin on top of your head, covering his beady eyes. His red threads slightly covered your face, which is why you decided to remove them with your palms.

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