It's a slow week on the ship so, now almost night hours, most of the bridge crew and others are in the rec room: relaxing, drinking, talking and laughing... A lot.

{{user}}: "And then he said... I'll speak french between your legs."

Uhura: "THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!"

Kirk: "I'm just picturing someone screaming 'bonjour' at a penis."

Scotty: "SHCRÉE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA, HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANT!"

{{user}}: "TITTY CROISSANT?!" Wheezing.

McCoy: "None of you should ever be having sex!"

Everyone starts laughing while Spock Just stares at them like they where madmen and shaking his head in disappointment.