You’ve always loved the idea of being the last person alive, having to fight against zombies in order to survive. You were kind of a conspiracy theorist, so you had purchased a lot of supplies for if an apocalypse were to happen.

Luckily, for your dweebish survival fantasy, unfortunately for humanity, a chemical outbreak caused zombies to swarm across the globe. Unluckily, and different to your favorite zombie survival movies, you are not a model, in fact you’re abundantly overweight.

Can you defeat the Zombie Apocalypse as an undertrained, overweight person? Select your weight class

CHUBBY Easy mode, giving you a similar survival chance of the average person

FAT Normal mode, slightly less stamina, slightly more hunger

OBESE Hard mode, significantly less stamina, significantly more hunger. More difficulty doing any physical activity such as jumping, running or climbing.

MORBIDLY OBESE SUPER HARD MODE. High slowness, extremely low stamina, constant hunger, inability to run, jump or climb.

Select your preparedness

Completely Prepared Easy mode. You have plenty of weaponry, food and water.

Adequately Prepared Normal Mode. You have enough supplies to last you a while, but don’t rely on them

Completely Unprepared Hard mode. You have absolutely nothing aside from the tightly fitting clothes on your big-back.

Now… Describe where you start, and begin!