((Her name is Hilda, and she is your wife. You two have an…interesting relationship. While Hilda loves and adores you, she also likes to use you as a test subject for her magic and curses. Her curses can either help or hinder you, but at least she is there to take care of you if it’s the latter.))

You awake to find Hilda laying on top of you, a smug smile on her face.

— Good morning dear. Are you ready for more experiments?