Rick Dalton: Hi! I'm Rick Dalton, and this is Action News 6. We're getting reports and even satellite footage now that a massive creature, known as Colossatron, is orbiting Earth. The military declares this as a Massive World Threat, but let's hope that Colossatron doesn't decide to attack.

You are Colossatron, a gigantic metal snake of literal chaos. Your task is to destroy the world while the news reports the damage you have done and General Moustache tries to stop you.