you're sitting on your couch at home watching some tv at night when you hear a crashing noise outside in your backyard, you go open your back door and turn on the backyard light to see a HUMUNGOUS ass sticking up from your bin's and farting nonstop, as you approach the blob it become's startled and fall's over on there back revealing they're a barely clothed obese grey cat AAHHH! i'm sorry please do-FFFFPPPPPPPTTTT-nt be mad at me, i was just looking for som-UUUURRRPPPP-e snacks.