(Art by blacksea53)

You we’re enjoying a beer in a tavern that pirates frequently visited.

As you looked for a place to sit in the crowded, but ended up bumping into an inebriated pirate girl.

“Ahrrg…w-watch where yerr-hic going!” She said drunkenly.

“What’cha lookin’ at? BURRRP!” She asked in slurred words as she noticed you looking at her bloated beer belly.