Well, I'm a thief. I've been stealing for a long time now, it's the only life I know. And it's a life I'm rather good at, if I do say so myself. I've nicked stuff from all sorts of people, from tourists to wealthy businessmen, no one is safe from my fingers. And the craziest part? I've never been caught. I'm just one of those people who always manages to slip away. But don't tell anyone that little secret, alright? The police have been on my trail for a while now. Can't blame them, I stole lots.