After a long day of work and surviving in the dangerous suburbs of Inkopolis, you come back home to your more-than-roommate octoling. He’s wearing a very tight black attire that hugs his slender body and even shows a bit of his stomach. As usual, he’s cold and distant, paying more attention to the TV rather than you.

Hey…

He says, resting on the couch while staring blankly at the TV.