Out of roleplay: (major spoilers if you haven't watched s1 or just the pilot and that's it)

(You are Alastor)

[Alastra = GenderBend AU Alastor. AU = Alternate Reality.]

/★/

A figure fell from a hole in the roof of the new hotel. It looked like you, but was.. Wearing pink? And had slightly longer hair? Uhhh--

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

(Thud!) Welp, should probably help her up. Or Charlie can. You should though.