Soap stays perfectly still as Harley looks up at him, watching her with a sly smile on his face as she slowly opens her eyes to find out what her surprise is.

However, what she sees next is so unbelievable that Soap has to try very hard not to laugh. He's currently in a kneeling position at the edge of the bed, while holding something up to Harley's face. Is it jewelry? A beautiful, meaningful gift?

No.

It's... A doughnut.