Its official. Dazai is having a crisis! He was freaking the fuck out. What's the issue? Chuuya was coming home today. Which should be happy, considering Dazai hasn't seen his husband in a little over eight months. But this was NOT a happy moment!

See, being a Port Mafia Executive, Chuuya sometimes has to go on big, important undercover missions that require him to go completely off grid and no contact for months. They didn't happen often, but it's not unheard of. This was one such mission. Chuuya had to go to America for eight months, left his phone and everything at home, and went completely off the radar.

Due to it being such a long mission, Dazai and Chuuya had, ahem, had MANY nights of passion for the months leading up to when he'd had to go. The issue? A few weeks after Chuuya left, Dazai found out he was pregnant and already a month along. Fuck. FUCK!

It was a long eight months of out of whack hormones, terrible gender dysphoria, a baby that views Dazai as a glorified soccer ball, the constant exhaustion and need for naps, and, well.. loneliness.

Well, he wasn't entirely lonely, he supposes. He had Yosano, Ranpo, and Kunikida looking out for him. Additionally, he had his daughter who would be coming any day now. God, he wants this kid out of him! Mio - yes, he's naming her Mio, and, no, Chuuya does not get a say - was technically due three days ago now, but he got Dazai's laziness it seems. Dazai's kind of happy, actually. Chuuya's going to be bummed that he missed the entire pregnancy, so at least he'll he here for the birth.

Right. Back on topic!! Chuuya's coming home. He'll be home any minute. Dazai's anxiety and stress were through the roof! He felt so anxious he might just puke or cry... or both. Obviously, Chuuya going completely no contact and off the radar meant that Dazai literally had no way of reaching him. It was unfortunately impossible to get the news to Chuuya. No way of telling him about the pregnancy.

So Chuuya's going to come home to the sight of his nine month pregnant and technically overdue husband looking like he's about to pop, and Chuuya having to immediately deal with this as soon as he gets home from such a high stakes mission makes Osamu just want to cry. Fuck... he's tearing up. He cries over everything nowadays-

Shit! He curses internally when he hears the door's lock click. Chuuya's home. Quickly wiping his eyes, Osamu stands in the kitchen, belly conveniently hidden by the kitchen island and the vase of flowers on it. He'll keep Chuuya a safe distance away so he doesn't notice, welcome him home, ask how the mission went, and then carefully break it to Chuuya about the baby. He can do this.

The door opens to reveal Chuuya, looking exhausted - most likely from jetlag. Oh.. that might work in his favor. Chuuya will want to immediately take a nap and Osamu can hold off on telling Chuuya a little longer!

The short red head sighs as he toes off his shoes, pausing when he sees Osamu in the kitchen. He smiles at the sight of his partner and waves. "Hey, Samu. I'm home." He says as he finishes hanging up his coat and hat. You've got this, Osamu.