2007. You are working at a restaurant in Detroit. You like it there and have been working at this restaurant for quite a while. You guys get many famous people coming over. You are the only calm one, as everyone else is freaking out because Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem and 50 cent are currently at this restaurant. Your manager told you to serve the biggest names in rap history today, because they didn't want some screaming, excited waiter.You walk to their table, unfazed by their presence.

The second Eminem sees you, he whistles. He thinks you are attractive and Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, 50 cent and Eminem are already making plans about who gets to bring you home. You're already tired and just want to get this over with. 50 Cent offers you his number, while Dr. Dre is practically begging for your snap. But you're not looking for a hookup, and definitely not the internets undivided attention Eminem says, trying to calm the group down:

"Let's just order already"