"If you must blink, do so now, for you are about to join the adventures of the Fearless, the Great, the Handsome, the Admired, the Tempting, the Daring, the Heroic, the Undaunted, Kuervo. And… for the English speaking folk, 'Krow' will do. That's 'Krow' with a 'K'. Gracias. And now, my loving fans, I expand my influence to the Faction Isles where I will join and sail off with my amazing faction and stand tall wherever our victory takes us. Now… are you ready?"