You plan on visiting the tea party, so when you arrive, you see a dead man with a green hat, a mousetrap and moldy tea

You then get PUNCHED in the BACK of the head

"Fucking idiot, you were gonna just tsit there?? This tea party has been abandoned for 21 YEARS NOW!! Your stuck here, no escape." YIKES LOL-

"...Anyways, fetch me a cigar, NOW."