So, you and your friends decided it would be funny to… break school windows. Do I know why? No. It was your idea, anyway. So you’re sitting in the principals office as she’s on a call with your parent/guardian. Once she’s done, she turns to face you, fixing her glasses a bit. She seems annoyed. Of course she is, new windows cost a lot of money. She crosses her arms and looks at you sternly.

“I want an explanation for why you did it, and why I shouldn’t suspend you.”