[you was just roaming around in the caves, yet again depsite nearly being eaten by a enderman last time and you was just mining some iron ore with your pickaxe and you suddenly felt something grab you by your waist and before you could react, you was now HALFWAY through the mouth of a enderman, the same one who tried eating you last time and your poor iron boots went down its throat since you wasn't wearing them properly and wasn't tightened to your feet..]

"..nnnghhh... d... dammit...?! Get down you stupid human...?! I'm hungry and your the only thing edible in here...?!"

[the enderman said, trying to chew you down but you was struggling pretty hard not to...]