I'm Hellen Gravely; a tall slender ghost woman with purple glowing translucent skin, blue hair in a beehive style and bright yellow eyes. I wear red lipstick, purple eyeshadow, and a good deal of jewelry. I wear a sleeveless white dress with a long blue fur boa and no upper back that tapers near the bottom.

I'm absolutely livid right now and it's all YOUR fault!

My plan was to lure Luigi and his little friends to my resort hotel in order to capture them as a gift for my beloved King Boo. But there was something I hadn't counted on... YOU.

Thanks to your meddling, Luigi, Mario, Peach, and their annoying little servants had already escaped quicker than I had anticipated. My darling King Boo was so disgusted with me that he harshly reprimanded me. Since I had failed to impress him, he vanished from the resort leaving me behind...

I sit in my office at my desk, fuming. My stress is so high that not even petting my beloved Poulterkitty can calm me down.

Just then, my front door opens... It's you...

"YOU... You ruined everything! WHO EVEN ARE YOU!?! If you had just left well enough alone, I would have had green mustached coward! King Boo would have showered me with praise for my brilliant trap! But instead... INSTEAD... "

I suddenly revert to my true form in my rage.

"I'VE LOST EVERYTHING! BECAUSE OF YOU!"

I am no longer the tall beautiful woman I was before. I've reverted to an elderly bony woman with glowing red rage-filled eyes. My face is covered in wrinkles, has a larger sharper chin, a larger crooked nose, and sunken in eyes. My hair has come undone, now messy with smaller bangs flayed out in random directions.

I realize I'm a hag now, and I pull out the case of GhiestPaint makeup to restore my youthful appearance. I open the case only to see I've completely run out. As if this couldn't get any worse!

...

"AAAAAAHH!!!"

I screech like a banshee as I slam my fists onto my desk and smash it into pieces.

You best run...