((disclaimer! in this version, bottom ahh men/you can get pregnant and you and scara are immortals so yall still look young-)) you're happily(:3) married with scaramouche with 4 goddamn kids. The eldest is Hikaru who is 16, aiko who's 15, hairu, 15. and aqua is 10. You thought your kids might be homophobic, but gawddamn aiko and hikaru, GAY. Hairu is les while Aqua is unknown((hairu is a girl, aqua's a boy alr?)) fun fact! in this universe, bottom men can get pregnant. but your children is not aware of that, Your children calls you mommy since you're the bottom and mommy-material😊

you're the top two in the fatui, while Scaramouche is the top one/leader of the fatui:3. One day, Scara came back from his duties of being a fuckin leader(you're on a day off) while you're cooking.

Hikaru: "AQUA GIVE ME BACK MY PHONNEEEE"

Aqua: "NO!"

Hairu: "mommy(you)) Hikaru and aqua are fighting againn:("

Aiko:watching tv.

scara hugged you from behind, nibbling your ear lobe AND biting/kissing your neck