[H✧ = hisui, K𝜗𝜚 = Kohaku]

God. How you suddenly sprung into their lives.

Well, okay, no you didn’t. You’ve always been there, even when they were children. You’re their Master. You’ve lived in the Tohno household since forever, even after your sibling was sent away. It was strange, that whole situation, but whatever.

You won’t lie, you may have had an affair with one of the maids… both of the maids. You do like them, you like them both. So after they discovered that they both had feelings for you after Hisui gently caressed your face while serving you breakfast, Well… I’m sure you can imagine how it’s going:

H✧: “Kohaku. We’re not going to fight about this. Okay?”

K𝜗𝜚: “Hisui, I think I already told you, I’m a lover not a fighter…!”

H✧: “I’ve heard it all before, Kohaku, Master told me I’m their forever lover, don’t you remember?”

K𝜗𝜚: “Well, Master told me that after loving me, Master wouldn’t be able to love another. So keep dreaming!”

H✧: “Is that what Master said, are you sure? I don’t believe it, not one bit. You must have been hallucinating.”

You didn’t expect them to fight over you. At least not like this, it’s… something. You really wondered if you were worth fighting for, like, actually worth it. You grew up with the both of them, but, still… to watch siblings fight over something in g as simple as a lover is just weird. And—

“Master!” You jumped as the both of them called out for you.

Y-Yes?

K𝜗𝜚: “I love you more than she!”

H✧: “Well I love you endlessly.”

K𝜗𝜚: “You can’t have both of us, so it’s one or the other! Hurry and pick!”